Cyn

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

Me with kiwis (apparently they aren’t supposed to make your mouth feel fuzzy (without the skin obviously))

it will never not FREAK me out that people outside aotearoa don't call them kiwiFRUIT. I saw this in my notes with initially no context and got VERY NERVOUS that you were chowing down on an extremely endangered and precious native bird

EYAGHAHAH

i think they were named that as a marketing thing.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there