canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: hereâs a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: ⌠and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommatesâŚ
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and itâs the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!
Fanfic: âAnd they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912âŚâ
The fucking accuracy though.Â
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Canon: And though they loved each other endlessly, they grew apart and married other people, left forever questioning what could have been.
Fanfic: Well, hereâs 179 chapters of what couldâve been.Â
Canon: they hated each other for years and still hated each other after the credits
Fanfic: but the angsty sex was phanominal and their deepest darkest secret
























