My Own Worst Enemy

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

it’s that simple

this is cool. (Don’t read the comments; they’re just heartbreaking evidence why this is so fucking necessary)

We give these people degrees

He is a wizard. Accept his quest.

me

Holy shit

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Let's just not yell at people how bout that

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.

they would literally be 984 years old i………….

Trollolol

She offers trades for berries

That’s about the cost of 8 months of war in Iraq. Seems like a much better investment of my tax dollars to me.

I bolded

It’s amazing how 80 billion isn’t worth mentioning when it’s about killing people, but is suddenly a huge, horrifying barrier when it’s about improving lives.

I’d still pay for it this. I’d be the one good thing my taxes would be going towards. Cause it sure ain’t going to infrastructure or schools at this rate »

The last comment thank you

Republicans whole strategy for winning is hoping nobody does math.

Priorities

How wild is it that every version of you probably exists still, somewhere, in someone’s memory? The messy you, crying on the floor exists still in your mind. The happy, sun-soaked you, exists in your best friend’s memory. No part of you has died, all parts of us exist always, simultaneously and hidden. 

Well shit

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

I never understood that either

“Overcoming social anxiety” is my life motto, so he instantly made me love him.

i’m so in love with this whole ordeal

I just want the maker of the video to just go around the world and do this til he got to everyone

Honey badgers are master escape artists

Honey badger don't give a fuck