The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.

omg

Jo Ann has had ENOUGH

Walmart employees at midnight

any retail job, period.

This greedy bitch already had a whole BOX of cookies on his bed. Deserved it. 

“Who was he?” Oh nobody JUST A KID THAT FUCKING DIED

This transcends languages

I thought this was porn at the beginning 😂

Chris Hemsworth was named sexiest man alive???? Ummmmm????? Sasuke Uchiha????

you fuckign weaboos i just reblogged this post and searched the name thinking this was gonna be some sexy guy and its afucking anime character? get the hell out

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

what timeline am I in

props to OP for taking the L and admitting to being at a furry rave just to bring us this video

the pizzaman is the bird and i’m the camerman 

That final scream

this. this is art.

Trust me. I’m a mom.

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.