Which road to take?

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

op are you a time traveler

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

only 3 more years

Give a man a mask, and he'll show the world who he truly is. Teach a man to mask, and nobody can tell he's autistic until he has a breakdown.

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

Unmute

I've posted this before, but every time I've seen it since I can't stop watching it repeat over and over. Like the man says, "Unmute"

Mutuals do this.

this guy is so unbelievably good at making music videos of himself dancing with himself in different outfits

THEY ARE ALL HIM??

*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

terfs: 10,000 years after you die, archeologists will always be able to tell your assigned gender and that's all they're going to know about you! archeologists in real life: By the height, and slight stature compared to the adult men, the last skeleton at the scene most likely belonged to a woman or a teenage boy. The damage and marks on the bones and the wear of the teeth imply the progressed stages of multiple veneral diseases, which doesn't narrow it down much.