give me a zorua

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

i will reblog this as many times as i can in hopes of making it a post everyone on tumblr sees at least once 

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

KILLING A MAN AT A WEDDING? [OLENNA OLLIES OVER CERSEI’S HEAD AND HIGHFIVES MARG AS SHE LANDS] WHAT SORT OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING??

another wonderful wedding sponsored by game of thrones

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”