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Burger: Pee?

Dasha: Blood? 

Em-Ua: Aw than-

Dasha: For the last time, it’s called a briefing.

Hypo: But you love your dinosaur nuggets.

Vang0: We’re adults now, Hypo! Tell him, Burger!

I decided to keep going on this! This one is covering minor characters in the first episode of Cyberpunk Red. 

CW: Mentions of add*ction, dr*g use, and d*ath under the cut. If you’re ok with everything depicted in the episode, this will probably be ok for you. 

Burger: youtube and snuggle!

Inspiration struck and it struck weird. Let me know if you’d like me to continue this with a few other characters (Lucite, Hypo, M House, etc.) because I’m kinda into this.

Dapper Dasha:

Sophomore 

Business major with a minor in psychology 

Comes from a very rich family, though she’s pretty estranged from them

Her family pays for her tuition

Well known for being able help you with almost anything, for the right price

Had a terrible freshman year and wound up leaving a larger clique and going out on her own

Watches Winona Rider movies in her spare time, especially loves Heathers

Became friends with Vang0 and Burger after they all joined the theatre program 

Still the mom friend, also works as an admissions ambassador. 

Does fixer work for Hypo, but does it for free.

Wants to continue working as a ‘fixer’ even after college

Burger Chainz:

Sophomore

Undecided major

Comes from a family of farmers and eventually got adopted into a biker gang

Has no idea how his tuition is being paid. Dasha is actually using a lot of her fixer money to pay for his tuition. 

Helps Vang0 with his streams during his free time 

Failing most of his classes, but he’s the most beloved person in the school so most of the teachers ‘modify’ his tests into something a little ‘simpler’. 

Uses the gym pretty constantly and is the star quarterback 

Helps Dasha with her work a lot and also volunteers at Hypo’s clinic. He finds whatever Hypo needs and gets it to him. 

Vang0 Bang0:

Sophomore

Majors in Computer Science

He woke up on the side of the road all alone and without any memories. The only thing on him was a phone where everything was wiped except for a jumptrash account. Nobody showed up to say that they knew him, so he decided to start a new life for himself by going to college. 

Goes by his streaming name because it’s the one thing he’s sure is his. 

A TA for the computer science teacher

Streams in his free time, though he hasn’t gained much traction yet. 

Has the most eccentric look of anyone on campus, so he draws attention everywhere he goes. 

Does theatre for fun, but convinced Burger to go with him so that he wouldn’t be awkward and alone. This wound up being how the gang got together. 

Sometimes volunteers at Hypo’s clinic, but usually just helps him with his tech and then leaves. 

A massive fan of the makeup fraternity on campus (M House) and wants to join them one day. It’s never gonna happen tho. 

Vang0 and Burger: *smile*

Dasha: Vang0, it's four o'clock in the morning.