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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
if i look back, i am lost
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@cyarikaskywalker
hi gang im back . going to be moving accounts , not for any particular reason we just want to start fresh . will rb shortly with the new url if youd like to follow us there !
sideblogs may or may not remain up . depends
@thephantomthieves-sys
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hi gang im back . going to be moving accounts , not for any particular reason we just want to start fresh . will rb shortly with the new url if youd like to follow us there !
sideblogs may or may not remain up . depends
sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings
Anyone who doesn't fw those roly poly bugs can unfollow :3
love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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i forgot it was june no more
being depressed is so tiring.
i hate myself.
that’s okay, I’ll fuck up who ever hates on you <3
(also I love you)
thanks :3
ofc <3
@devourror
maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.
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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that
in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.
everyone go home we got a winner
don't move. i'm coming over to chew on you
We haven't talked about the Thunderbolts making fun of John Walker to its full potential.
John is running on the treadmill at the gym, like he always does.
You can see it on Yelene's face when it comes to her: "John Runner"
Ava hears her.
It sticks.
John hates it.
The next day John is making breakfast for everyone, Ava goes "Thanks, John Cooker"
"Ha ha, so funny, Ghost"
Alexei hears her, he thinks she's hilarious. So later when they are training, Alexei cheers him up, "Looking good, John Fighter!"
John is so done.
He can't believe even Bob is into this. They have corrupted Bobby.
"John Thinker! John Thinker!" Bob yells pointing at him.
All he did was to get lost in his thoughts after their meeting, he was frowing. He can't even have a minute in peace.
The next day no one come up with a name for him. They are just wrapping things up, Bucky just gave them the last details. He's ready for a shower and get in bed, he grabs his things walking off the room.
"John Walker!"
He stops, turns around to Bucky. There's a knowing grin on his face.
The room explodes with laugher.
John rolls his eyes.
He hates them (fondly).
@devourror
beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
I love other writers so much because every writer I've ever met is genuinely and utterly deranged on a level only writers can achieve
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Yelena: You’re giving me a sticker.
Bob: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow”.
Yelena: I’m not a preschooler.
Bob: [shrugs] Fine, I’ll take it back.
Yelena: [defensive] I earned this. Back off.
ASK GAME FOR DERANGED PLURALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR SOMETHING
💥 (BIG BOOM) - WHO IS THE EVILIEST LITTLE CRETIN IN YOUR SYSTEM. THIS CAN BE AFFECTIONATE IDC
🌊 (AHHH WAVE) - IF YOUR ENTIRE SYSTEM WAS ON AN ABANDONED ISLAND AND YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SACRIFICE SOMEONE TO THE SEAGULLS TO SURVIVE WHO’S GOING. WHO’S GETTING VOTED TO THE SEAGULLS
🌹 (EW ROMANCE) - WHO’S THE FRUITIEST MF THERE. DO THEY NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN YES OR NO
🔥 (ARSON TIME) - WHO IS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBAH ONE
🤼 (FRIENDSHIP LOSES) - DOES YOUR SYSTEM HAVE A PAIR OF ARCH NEMESIES?? ABSOLUTELY ON SIGHT FOR EACH OTHER?????? ARE YOU THE FOE??????
👁️ (STARE) - DOES ANYONE JUST LIKE SIT AND LURK AND WATCH. GOT ANY STARERS????????
🦷 (THE BITIES) - WHO WOULD EAT RAW MEAT WITHOUT HESITATION. NO COOKING THAT SHIT
🐠 (BLOOD AND VIOLENCE) - WHAT’S SOMETHING OUTSIDE YOUR SYSTEM THAT EVERYONE AGREES IS SHITTY AND BAD AND EVIL. ABSOLUTELY UNANIMOUS (OR CLOSE TO THAT)
🧤 (NO TOUCHY) - WHAT’S SOMETHING ONLY ONE OR A FEW PEOPLE HATE AND DESPISE BUT MOST THINK IT’S PRETTY FUCKING COOL. WHO’S RIGHT (USE BIAS LMAO)
🐈⬛ (STOP SHEDDING) - WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A FURSONA
🥊 (VIOLENCE IS THE ONLY ANSWER) - YOUR SYSTEM HAS AN ALL OUT DUEL. WHO’S WINNING.
🍎 (WHAT’S THAT ONE SAYING ABOUT THE EYE) - WHO (PROBABLY) GETS THE MOST BITCHES
🪢 (ROPE EMOJI) - WHO IS THE MOST SOCIAL. WHO HAS THE MOST ALLIES
💃 (BOOGIE) - ANY WEIRD STORIES FROM SOMEONE’S FIRST/ONE OF THEIR FIRST TIMES FRONTING????????
PLEASE ASK
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
