you won’t find oc here

[ if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary.  I ain’t giving up. I swear. end caption ]  

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

happy its friday im a bug friday!!

working in labs will get you used to specialized equipment slowly but surely until you’re searching stuff online like “can i use an autoclave to disinfect makeup brushes” and “used autoclave cost”

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

World Heritage Post

then what

oh

Recycled tumblr humor

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supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated

The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog

Happy 10 years to this post

Original poster deactivated 12’th of June 2014

sentence with the right number of syllables for the haiku bot worm

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

“nobody wants to work anymore” WRONG! bosses do not want to pay people appropriately for their labor

Johnny Truant is only 25!? He should be at the— What's that? He is at the club? oh, well... good for him. i guess