小青的屁話

Reverse Httyd where Toothless bites/rips off Hiccup's leg at the start of the movie. Hiccup then falls into the cove and is trapped there, or maybe he already was in the cove from the struggle during the dragon attack, but... he can't get out. And he is like actively dying from the blood loss, the pain, possible infection, exposure.

He hasn't got long. No one finds him, it's so deeply in the woods.

I'll say it is likely going to take Toothless longer to find empathy for Hiccup than it was the other way round, because Toothless has a different, more aloof character. The emotions have got to be more ramped up than the dragon's soundless desperation which originally prompted Hiccup to save Toothless' life.

Hiccup has got to be loud. He's not going out like that.

Would he scream for help? I don't know. Let's say he knows that no one will hear him from the distance of Berk's village. Also, the dragon might hear him and come back to finish the job. So no initial screaming here, just a lot of complaining and talking to himself.

But let's say during the skirmish where Hiccup and Toothless ran into each other and fought... say, Toothless fired a plasma blast and it hit some flammable wood in the cove and it created a coal fire. Hiccup is going to want to use that to cauterize his wound (sorry for being so graphic). And then there's gonna be some screaming. That can draw Toothless back in to check on what the heck happened to that human.

Hiccup may have recovered his knife, mayyybe he is even in possession of his shield. He'll hide in the crevices of some rocks that Toothless can't dig into and build a fort for defense.

He'll have to leave the fort for food and water though. I personally headcanon that Hiccup is actually quite skilled at fishing, the fact just never came up during the movies haha! Still, he'll be sooo slow and in sooo much pain and he's terrified that the dragon will spot him and finally kill him this time around. Toothless, observing the clumsy human's efforts to stay alive, now has the chance to earn his trust by catching fish for him, by ripping out entire bushes of berries (Hiccup'll eat the berries and use the sticks for firewood), by keeping him warm with his fire beams, and providing buckets of water somehow.

I want a scene in the pouring rain where Toothless is shielding Hiccup with his wings.

...Well, you know the deal, they become the unlikeliest of friends and then, at some point, Toothless has to decide to return Hiccup to his village, walking into a certain death trap for himself. Yep. Very yep.

This Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss collage is of Mimzy and Emberlynn Pinkle, thanks to the brief scene of human Mimzy I was able to use human Emberlynn in one of my collages, as I have mostly been focusing on her demon self.

Ed realizing that Roy has that mind set, and deals with his work in the military by thinking with the mind of a prostitute.

Roy eventually not acting that way with Ed because he feels safe with Ed, just the same way Ed feels safe with him. Given that from the outside their deal and roles in each other's lives shouldn't be safe. But it is.

Ed calling out Roy's bullshit when he's trying to uses those skills to manipulate him to avoid being honest with Ed and telling him what's wrong.

Ed taking care of Roy, as much as Roy takes care of him. When Roy has days where he's exhausted to his bones and having to deal with people in that way. With Ed he can let his guard down.

Roy saying off the wall shit about his childhood to Ed and Ed comparing it to his rather messed up childhood(this is not me saying that Madam Christmas was a bad guardian. But still Roy grew up in a brothal. Eventually he probably would have seen some messed up shit. As well as learn things that he may have been too young to learn at the time). Neither Roy or Ed had normal childhoods.

Why Roy is probably like that about his looks and how he acts around people.

Roy explaining his thought process and how his mind works to Ed when it comes to the military.

Surprised no one has done this with this audio yet, so I’m doing it!

Thought it about time I start some animation stuff for TOA, this is the first one I had in mind because it fit so well!!