dont care what you think

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

@dathomirdumpsterfire

*pitbull playing in the background*