Chaos Chaos!

'Just switch to linux', 'Just switch to firefox', 'Just switch to ellipsus', 'Just buy a VPN and pirate it' okay, or- hear me out- tech companies can stop making their products worse, because I shouldn't have to change my entire workflow and spend time and money learning new programs and tools just to have a bearable online experience

I like this concept of everyone all at once, it'll be bonkers for sure

When birds die and go to heaven do they get a second pair of wings or do they get to try out some other cool form of locomotion

Does my mom's dead and virtuous cockateel get to have wheels like a tonka truck

HOOOONK HOOOOONK

every time

i haven't watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it's way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis

Bellybuttons, baseball, what's the difference! Said from another someone who hasn't seen it.