rules are made to be broken!!

“We didn’t know what we were working on. I mean, I pieced it together, finally. But by then, I was hooked. It was beautiful. It kept changing. It was the single most complicated viral structure I had ever seen. All in all, I made good time. It only took me three years to make it more dangerous by a factor of ten.

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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erron:

Kuai: you better watch out

Hanzo: you better watch out

I. he loved his wife. he was willing to go through hell and back for her. his foremost thought was to get back to her. he was scared out of his mind but lynn’s safety was top priority. never forget that he loved his wife.

II. he loved his best friend. he felt incredible guilt over not seeing what was happening to jessica gray behind closed doors, and he felt that he played a part in what happened to her. he’s been holding onto that his whole life and was never able to talk about it with anyone, not even the wife that he loved so much.

III. his trauma was beginning to cause strife in his marriage. blake came to associate sex with something dirty and violating and wrong. he was violated many times in temple gate, most likely having to relive those traumatizing skin-crawling feelings again. this is directly paralleled with the violation that lynn endured.

IV. blake’s traumatic past with jessica was directly repeated with lynn. once again, he was just a little too late. once again, he was powerless to stop death from coming. once again, he had to hold the lifeless body of someone he loved in his arms. once again, it was religion that killed them.