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Bi-Han: Iāll be back at 6. Iām going on a date.
Tomas: wait! Dad said we can come!
Bi-Han: ā¦YOU TWO ARENāT GOING ON MY FUCKING DATE-
-later at a restaurant-
Sareena: *staring at Bi-Han lovingly*
Bi-Han: *glaring daggers at Tomas and Kuai Liang*
Tomas and Kuai Liang: *eating in annoying sibling*
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Liu Kang: *in the middle of briefing* children are going missing in Outworld. It could be GrĆ½la of the woods.
Johnny: thereās a wild gorilla on the loose!?
Liu Kang: Iām not saying GERilla! Iām saying GrĆ½la!!
Kung Lao: is it a charcoal grĆ½la or a propane grĆ½la?
Liu Kang: anyways, I fear the new Empress might not show up for the crowning.
Kenshi: oh right. I heard there was going to be a gorilla.
Raiden: wait! A wild gorilla on the loose!?
Liu Kang: ITS NOT GORILLA!!
Havik, after watching Reiko get stabbed by Tomas: Youāre dead. You are very dead. When you are a corpse I will hack away at your flesh and eat you raw.
Reiko: Havik, Iām not dead yet.
Havik: Let me have my moment of rage to avenge you.
Reiko: Iād prefer it if you didnāt let me die.
Reiko:Ā Guys, thereās a monster under my bed and itās really ugly.
Havik, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
this is all. I promise
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My God, he finally bought normal shoes after 20 years
This man came in with some Louis Vuitton lookin ass dress shoes!
And you know what? Theyāre real nice!
OMG I saw youāre doing requests and Iāve never done of these with you!! Could you please do a Symas drawing with both of them learning to use a cell phone? š„ŗ
im pretty sure Smoke knows how to use phone himself ajhwdbkn
Kenshi: You do realize thereās a rumor going around that youāre in love with Kuai Liang?
Hanzo: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?
okay, imagine an au of the 2021 film where Kuai Liang ends up in the custody of Jax and Sonya before they know about the tournament. Like Jax has his marking and they're aware that something's up, but they don't know the details
Sonya: Care to tell us what you were doing at that crime scene?
Kuai Liang, handcuffed to a table: Not particularly
Jax: Do you know how that guy ended up frozen solid?
Kuai Liang: Me.
Sonya: Excuse me?
Kuai Liang: You're excused
Jax: So what, you used some sort of weapon?
Kuai Liang grins, leaning forward as his eyes flash blue: I am the weapon
Sonya and Jax, pushing their chairs as far away from him as possible while trying to look casual about it: Okay, okay, cool cool cool
(look me in my eyes and tell me that he isn't a snarky mother fucker when he wants to be. Given his dialogue in the mkx comics and some of his intros, I am convinced that he likes to mess with his opponents when he can get away with it.)
To add to this!
At some point Kuai actually slips out the cuffs and they donāt notice till a couple minutes in.
Kuai, explaining something away while using his hands to describe: itās just something I was born with.
Sonya: ā¦when did you slip out your cuffs?
Kuai Liang: uh, donāt know. How long have we been having the same conversation?
Jax: half an hour. Since weāve been talking in circles.
Kuai Liang, with a smug little smile: then half an hour ago.
Messy quick subscorp sketch ;u;
(miss them un chingo alv)
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based on an old fic with this narrative that i fell in fuckinĀ“ love with but donĀ“t remember the name :(
(yeh love the Young Scorp/Old Kuai so much)
MK1 Kuai, on the phone: Brother, is this you in this alley?
MK1 Bi-Han, on the other line:..... Kuai Liang, if you see a bitch in the Alley with Darkness Aesthetic, that is NOT me. Go the other way.
MK1 Kuai:
MK1 Kuai, looking at Noob Saibot: Who is this?!
in honor of me getting extremely high last night, here's how i think the mk1 roster deals with having edibles. feel free to debate me on this
The Lin Kuei brothers stuck in a dark cave.
Kuai: we need some light. Let me-
Tomas: allow me brother.
Tomas: *stomps and his sketchers light up*
Kuai: woah!
Bi-Han: I need to get the hell out of here.
Syzoth: *is visibly upset*
Tomas: Syzoth, what happened? I havenāt seen you this sad since you found out Candyland wasnāt a real place.
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I love how in the previous timeline both Kuai and Bi-Han have a type.
A smokinā hot netherrealm babe.
Bireena and Subscorp go on a double date and Hanzo and Sareena end up becoming besties, which is slightly terrifying for the subzero brothers
Kuai and Bi-Han are just nervous on what they say or plan with each other.
In reality theyāre probably trading recipes or talking about cats and stuff.
I love how in the previous timeline both Kuai and Bi-Han have a type.
A smokinā hot netherrealm babe.
