furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere

taking my deer boyfriend for a hike in the woods and he hears a twig break and bounds off into the trees never to be seen again

I mean you can also lose me to the lights section of home depot so

I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

There’s a note written into my family’s recipe book SPECIFICALLY STATING do not! be tempted to double the pancake recipe! And every year we’re like hmm seems fake. Better double it

In the club killing a live bird with my teeth

outside the club resuscitating a dead bird with my veterinarian degree

The bouncer keeps handing the bird back and forth between us

We’re really lucky that blinking doesn’t make noise

do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss

maybe they will take a lichen to each other