Нет, Толко Тот, Ктo Знал

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands