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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

Chuckled

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

Facts!

Hmmm mmm

Rebogged

It's like the queen song

I’ve never had a frapacheeno

Maybe because they’re called “frappuccinos”

It’s made-up coffee-language I don’t give a shit

It is Italian I think

Hey whats ur favorite ever rpg I  wanna play one that doesn’t have garbage trash characters pls 

Half of you aren’t even suggesting RPG’s you’re all fucking insane 

Hypixel Skyblock fr

I feel like if I were angry enough I could scream at the sun and make it explode

Or make it cum

It did both, and that's actually how supernovas were invented

This time of year makes me feel cold.

humans in winter

What are you??

WHAT ARE YOU

yeha fuck you pal

Prepare yourself

You first

The orcs and the elves team up together after years of war and bloodshed to make fun of your stupid shirt, stupid ugly shirt

It actually looks pretty cool the dwarves said it did