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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

Technically this passes the bechdel test

bechdel test but the himbos are trying to get in

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

"vegan leather" ma'am that is p̶͙̭l̢̠áşt͇͓̱͕͚i͔c̛̦̠̜̼̼̹

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

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Your billowing iridescent membrane is beautiful queen

im on the council of “buy myself a little treat.” And buddy, the motion passes 5-1

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together