holiday inspired prompts
“hey, wanna come over for (insert holiday)?”
“what are you doing for the holidays?”
“if you don’t celebrate christmas, that’s fine, but i still want you to spend the day with me.”
“i bought you a present.”
“your family doesn’t buy you gifts for christmas?” “yeah, it’s no big deal though.” “yes it is!”
“if you aren’t having a thanksgiving dinner, come join my family’s!”
“i think i’ve had too much pie.”
“this eggnog tastes like shit.”
“hey.” “what?” “we’re standing under the mistletoe.”
“are you even tall enough to put the star on top of the tree?”
“i will stab you with this candy cane, and you know i can.”
“wow, that is a fat turkey.” “don’t insult food!”
“i know we’re supposed to be wearing ugly sweaters, but what the fuck is that?”
“if i see one more pumpkin-related food, i will puke all over you.” “why specifically me?!”
“… why are you dressed as santa?” “because it’s christmas, stupid.” “it’s not even thanksgiving yet.”
“do you wanna build a snowmaaaan?” “…” “i’m sorry please don’t attack me-,”
“yeah? then eat this snowball!” “yeah? well then EAT MY ASS!”
“who the fuck puts mistletoe under every doorway known to god?”
“you bought me a gift?” “yeah!” “…” “wait, why are you crying-,”
“darling, you are the best christmas gift i could ever get.”
“all i want for christmas-,” “is a gun.”
“who’s that?” “my cousin that i hate.” “… i think they’re throwing up the gravy you made.”
