You ever walk into a house party and just kind of instantly regret it. When there’s too many people you don’t know you end up having the same conversation like 20 times as if it’s an unskippable cutscene

If there was a city entirely based on a nocturnal schedule I would be the first to move there

Tried the Huda beauty lip stain and pushed it to its limits. Sad to report it doesn’t survive giving head

Recently found out that someone I knew growing up now works as a financial engineer for a very large mortgage company, and I can’t help but feel deeply sad. This kid was so brilliant that he couldn’t even take the advanced math classes, they had to put him in a room all by himself on a special curriculum because he was years beyond everyone else in that area. He was such a sweet boy. And all of that just to end up screwing people over for a living for no reason. I really hate capitalism