wisdom is relative when your surrounded by idiots

” love and sex make us human! “ actually it’s selecting all images with a traffic light, but whatever, mate

more people could identify as asexual/aromantic if they not only knew what that label is but also knew about how wide the spectrum could be. because not every ace/aro person feels the same way and even people who DO have a general idea on what it means, could still be like "yeah no i cant be possibly ace/aro because i feel/do this and that"

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

the worst thing about 90% of adaptations of alice's adventures in wonderland is that they mistakenly write alice as a mild-mannered everywoman, when part of what makes those books so timeless and treasured is that alice is able to tell when adults around her are full of shit and is nearly always able and willing to articulate that frustration. she is proud and headstrong and contrary and, yes, polite--but not at all his meek wishy-washy wisp of a girl that adaptations love to turn her into!

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

BUT BOY I WISH I COULD SO I COULD BRING THE WORLD SOME LIGHT

AND NO IDEA IF YOU’RE DEAD OR JUST TOO FAR

IF I FIGHT THOSE MONSTERS IS IT YOU I’LL FIND?

GIVE ME GIANTS AND A HYDRA

I’LL FIGHT THE HARPIES AND CHIMERA

THE MINOTAUR EVEN CERBERUS

THERE ARE STRANGERS IN OUR HALLS…

TRYING TO WIN THE HEART OF MY MOM

BUT SHE IS STANDING TALLL

108 OLD FACES OF MEN WHO CALL ME SMALL

AND I WOULD FIGHT THEM IF I WAS HALF AS STRONG AS YOU

GIVE ME SIRENS AND A CYCLOPS!

GIVE ME GIANTS AND A HYDRA!

I KNOW LIFE AND FATE ARE SCARY

BUT I WANNA BE LEGENDARY

BUT BOY I WISH I COULD SO I COULD BRING THE WORLD SOME LIGHT

AND NO IDEA IF YOU’RE DEAD OR JUST TOO FAR

IF I FIGHT THOSE MONSTERS IS IT YOU I’LL FIND?

GIVE ME GIANTS AND A HYDRA

I’LL FIGHT THE HARPIES AND CHIMERA

THE MINOTAUR EVEN CERBERUS

THERE ARE STRANGERS IN OUR HALLS…

TRYING TO WIN THE HEART OF MY MOM

BUT SHE IS STANDING TALLL

108 OLD FACES OF MEN WHO CALL ME SMALL

AND I WOULD FIGHT THEM IF I WAS HALF AS STRONG AS YOU

GIVE ME SIRENS AND A CYCLOPS!

GIVE ME GIANTS AND A HYDRA!

I KNOW LIFE AND FATE ARE SCARY

BUT I WANNA BE LEGENDARY