12 REASONS WHY A GIRL SHOULD HAVE A GYM BUNNY AS A TRAINING PARTNER
(not in any particular order)
You really put forth an effort to coordinate your workout clothes. Your tops and bottoms match. Your sports bra coordinates and you have a wide selection of tennis shoes from which to choose. When you have a gym bunny, it only gets better. You get to pick out his workout clothes, making sure that his tops and bottoms match, that his sports bra coordinates, and that his cute femmie sneakers doll up his appearance. Even better than that is knowing that your choice of clothes for him compliments your own. And of course, attached to this is shopping. He goes with you to all of the sports stores (in person or online). You try on shoes and clothing together and he is always on the lookout for that outfit that is most flattering to your figure. He’s always eager to match you, sometimes in contrasting colors, and will even dress as you please before, during, and after the workout. He’ll even text to find out what you will be wearing so he can decide on his own attire.
It can be very intimidating to workout with the male species, but not so if he is a gym bunny. He’s not flexing his biceps in the mirror. Instead, he’s just as concerned about having a nice ass as you are. He never smells of sweat because he always desires a floral or fruity fragrance on himself. He also keeps his entire body shaved and smooth, softened with the most expensive skin conditioners. So you never have to see sweat rolling down a hairy set of legs or get a whiff out of an armpit forest. He might lift heavier weight than you, but he’s not trying to win a body-building contest. He’s a body sculptor. He’s an artist. And then, there is this: Have you ever had a female workout partner? That can have some intimidation too. Here’s two huge reasons why you should have a gym bunny over a real girl: One, you’ll always have more cleavage in your sports bra than he has in his own. He’ll never pad it to compete with you. And two, even with the best of tuck jobs, he’ll never achieve a “gap” better than you. Score!
Competitiveness is a sure fire way to motivate a girl…and a gym bunny. Having a gym bunny opens up many opportunities. He’s just as adamant about fitting into the new bikini before summer as you are. So you both have goals to see who gets there first. And those matching LBD’s you bought together? He’ll try to fit into it before you fit into yours. But you know you’ll fit into it first. He knows that, but it’s a fun competition anyway and you’ll both look fabulous! Rewards will always aid in yours and his transformation. If you challenge each other to a snatch or clean contest, the loser might have to buy the winner new tennis shoes or show up at the gym in something incredibly racy. Sometimes dares enter into the picture. This becomes a sure fire way to slowly transform his character and wardrobe. Dare your gym bunny to go an entire week in pantyhose or to wear a leotard in his next yoga class. The fun is endless when you have a gym bunny with whom to compete.
A gym bunny is great at sharing. He is so thankful of what you have transformed him into that he wants to share whatever he has with you. He’s like a storehouse of information and a boutique of supplies. He’s like having an encyclopedia on women’s fitness. He keeps up to date on the latest femme-fitness fashions, ladies’ workouts, and nutrition. He is always stocked with the best supplements for women and always keeps an adorable little gym bag of supplies handy—like glittery lip moisturizer, skin softeners, little workout gloves, soft towels, and an assortment of hair supplies like barrettes, scrunchies, and ribbons. His closet is an extreme array of workout clothes. It’s larger than your own. So, when you need an orange or pink or light blue pair of leggings, you’ll have your choice of 3 inch, 5 inch, 7 inch, capri or ankle length yoga pants. Raid his closet and you’ll always find something to borrow. Rummage through his vanity and you’re sure to find the right shade of lipstick.
Your gym bunny loves to be as bare as is reasonable. He loves to show his little tone tummy that he has worked so hard to achieve. If he has truly achieved gym bunny status, he will want to show off his glittery belly-ring, shining above the top band of his hot shorts and sparkling under the bottom band of his sports bra. And you will love it when he gets to that point. You both get to wear the shortest of shorts and show off your slender tan legs and you won’t feel like you’re the only one in the gym baring so much skin. It’s a memorable day when you cast off all of his cargo and basketball shorts. Did you know that you can fit twice as many girly short shorts in a drawer that used to house his boy shorts? Just think about how many pairs of panties can replace his boxer briefs or how many cammies can replace his t-shirts!
So you work out hard? Then you know the pain of having long hair. Well, so does he. He knows what it is like to get his hair caught in his earrings. Ouch. He is also aware of how easily long hair glues to your forehead when you’re sweating it out. It’s a good thing that you have trained him well with his hair. He always wears his long hair up in ponytails, pigtails, or braids of various weaves tied off with the prettiest of charms. Eventually, he’ll learn to love his hair pulled up and with curls. You girls understand the sensation of a great hair bounce! He’ll learn that too. Additionally, since he will become so talented with his own hair, he will gladly help you with your own. He wants you to not only look great, but be free to move about without any worry. His partially extended (partially, because you don’t want him chipping nails when lifting) colored fingernails running through your scalp will make you ooooo and aaaahhh in sheer delight.
Girls get hit on at the gym. Nothing is as distracting as some guy trying to flirt his way into your life. You’re hot. You know it. And you’re sexy. But your gym bunny is no slouch. He’s one sexy piece of girliness. The stares that you receive are flattering, but you get so much joy out of sharing that with him. If those manly men only knew! ;) All he has to do is wiggle that sweet ass, and the attention goes to him. Oh yes, he’ll get the stares. And if you’ve trained his mind right, he’ll soak it all in with fits of giggles. He’ll most likely flirt back. But don’t worry. He knows that he is yours. If you’re feeling a bit kinky, you can give him a kiss or rub your hands over his tight abs. Watch those guys fall over themselves. Here’s a neat trick, sure to get some guy-juices flowing from the gawkers (and not sweat, mind you): While your gym bunny is bench pressing, sit on his tummy and run your hands up under his sports bra, cupping his little pecs. Squeeze his chest at the top of every rep. And, if some hunk wants a selfie with you, have your gym bunny stand in for you. He knows that he can run interference and loves to do it. He’s such a tease!
You might prefer a total man outside of the gym. But for those who love their gym bunnies and have a special relationship with them beyond the fitness scene, the carry over to having a gym bunny has lots of benefits. When you have long walks on the beach, he always has an extra coverup to share. When you go shopping together, he likes to try on the same outfits. When you eat, he’s just as finicky as you are. When you’re getting ready for a date with him, he is just as indecisive about his clothing options and spends as much time on his hair. When you decide on an outside run, he’ll always choose the prettiest routes, and make stops along the way to take in the view (sometimes that means you).
Having a gym bunny is like having a great workout plan. He won’t truly be yours until you personalize him to you. He’s far too fem (or will be) to keep his birth name. So, you get to name him to not only fit his new personality, but to also compliment you. During the long process that it takes to mold him into your gym bunny, he will willingly open up to suggestion. Once you get him over his social fears and drop his bodyfat into single digits, he will wear whatever you offer and begin to think, act, and talk in the way that fits your designs for him. You will be able to mold him into what you want: flighty, flirty, perky, kinky, soft, sensual, spunky…etc. You name it! Make him yours—not as if he really had a choice anyway.
You have worked extremely hard to get to where you are personally. You have transformed your physique and your entire lifestyle. And not to just look good in the gym or on the beach. You look great in anything! No matter how successful you might be, you always know that there is something else to achieve. Your work is not done. That’s where a gym bunny comes in handy. Once you have your guy to transform, your own personal goals take on a new project; and that reciprocates into broader goals and dreams. With a gym bunny, you become a great giver. You give him advice and counsel—for training or for life in general. You give him the clothes you can no longer wear. You give him compliments and applause to bolster his femme persona. Because you are so gracious, he will treat you like a princess. He’ll take in all of your advice and evolve to honor you. He will gladly accept your hand-me-downs and wear them as much as he can around you. He will thank you profusely and be your biggest fan. When you give yourself to him, you’ll always have a giver who wants to return the favor.
Jenny and I are going to go mental on you now. Gym buddies are great to have because you always have someone to whom you may be accountable. A gym bunny will hold you accountable to your fitness goals and nutrition plans. He’ll go to great lengths to ensure that you remain true to your own personal plans. At the same time, he will trust himself to be accountable to you. You will be able to keep a watch on his femme-fitness transformation. He will freely give up his devices at your request so that you can keep a check on his choices of internet browsing and video viewing. That way you know that you can keep his interest on girly things. But the accountability is stronger than keeping a watch on his male tendencies. Because he has given himself over to you, you have great control over his choice of clothing. You can convince him that denim is always boyish if he ever feels the need to feel manly. Never mind that short denim cutoffs or capris with embroidered flowers scream of “girliness.” You can convince him that nail polish enhances his yoga practice or that sunbathing in the new bikini top and bottom will give his skin a healthy glow. While you do these things and other things like them, he’ll be watching to make sure that you stick to your leadership in his transforming life. Because he trusts you so much, he will encourage you to take him deeper and deeper into the world of femininity. He will even bare his emotions with you. Try to get that out of your male workout partner!
And last of all. And certainly not least. The happiness that you will experience, once you have your gym bunny as a training partner, is more special than the first 20 pounds you lost in your own fitness journey. You will have accomplished an incredible task. Turning an average male into a beautiful gym bunny is about as great of an accomplishment that any woman can tackle. You will constantly celebrate his new perky and joy-filled attitude when you’re together. You will applaud his colorful array of spirit and clothing in the gym. You will praise your efforts every time he wiggles into a bodycon dress for a date with you. You will laugh together uncontrollably when his pads fall out of his bra or when his tuck job comes loose. You will smile when he flirts with the boys, knowing that he is just a big tease. Your life will be filled with so much joy and peace because he is your special gym bunny. You won’t ever want a man. You won’t consider having a woman. Why would you need either, when your gym bunny asks you to marry him? Of course, you know the truth. You proposed to him and you both wear a ring out of mutual acceptance. How happy will you be then, when you buy matching bridal lingerie and fight over who gets to wear the bridal gown?
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