fucking shit nerd

All the YES!

#THIS IS WHY I DON’T FUCK WITH THE OCEAN (via @ferrific)

Is he tattooing himself

who the fuck allowed this

I am Sc Re Aming

I’m both disgusted and impressed.

I fell out my chair at the ending

It sounds like they’re summoning a demon

I choreographed this. 

This is legendary 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

its not any better than boy pussy tbh

may or may not be misinformed on what a man cave is

me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter