CuriouslyCuddlyCryptid

fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

fuck using "proper" words. i feel bleugh I feel blah I feel meh i feel hm and thats the best you'll get

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.