hold on let me figure this out

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

i’m feeling like jennifer when she hadn’t eaten a boy in a while

All the Saw (2004) behind the scenes stuff is so funny because every single interview is something like "yeah our budget was six dollars and a shoelace but James Wan really wanted pyrotechnics so we gave Leigh Whannell a can of hairspray and a lighter and told him to go nuts."

"Cary Elwes has a scar on his leg because we gave him a real hacksaw and didn't dull the blade enough so some of the blood in the leg scene is real" they just let anything happen back then

"Yea we didn't have enough money for fake chains so we had to chain them up with real ones and they actually couldnt move for the whole day bc someone lost the only key"

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera