Impossible Things

who is she?

Marie Kondo

This shipping container does NOT spark joy

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

Kids are so pure 😭❤️

old town road is now legally a gay anthem

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

Hey! This is the link to the cards, a good resource for anyone who needs them or wants to provide them to their community. https://www.ilrc.org/red-cards

She’s cozy

thats anime not gaming smh

Platonic Kisses Are Important

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

This is so funny

i don’t understand much but what i do know is strawberries are very tasty :)

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

She just wanted you to clean the house

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?” (What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)