Queerism

Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.

Danku lesbiennes!

once you learn enough about evolutionary biology you start seeing ghosts everywhere

Oh, NOW their huge necks and heads make more sense. They must have seesawed them down while raising their wings for their first flap. Plus the heads/necks are already held way up in the air even while they’re just standing! And the neck is straight, so they can spear a lot of themselves up into the air with the initial jump as high as possible.

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

wtf is casual, my soul is on fire