Queerism

Columbo: "Wow. This sure is some of the most impressive interior decoratin' I've ever seen. Real professional stuff, too. Especially those window curtains, they really tie the whole room together. You know, my wife and I were thinking of buyin' new curtains for our living room. I was thinkin' of a nice, deep blue like the night sky. But my wife? Says it's too somber for her. Reminds her of the ocean's unknowable darkness. Funny isn't it? How mere colors can influence our spirits like that? How different minds prescribe different meanings and feelins to hues? So anyway, we decided to settle on a nice light blue, like the sky on a crisp spring morning. That's something we both happen to like, so it works out like that. Now, I'm not exactly an expert when it comes to window curtains, let alone interior design, so I was wondering if you could give me a few pointers, if you don't mind. Seein as your living room is so perfect, I figured you know a thing or two about picking out curtains."