but satisfaction brought it back

touching grass isn't enough some of you need to experience the magic of live theatre

hey loser(affectionate, low key homoerotic subtext)

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

8/27/2023

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

5/25/2026

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

im 12 years old sitting on my bed reading it’s midnight it’s summer my window is open the crickets are very loud but very soothing my room smells dusty and warm and no one else exists. im 12 years old. the feeling never goes away.

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

also im sorry that youve never had an emotionally intense friendship that confused other people including you and the other person. its really thrilling. hope you can experience it some day

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise