mad as in both angry and that other thing

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

the reason kh’s cast is so large and bloated is because tetsuya nomura is first and foremost a character designer and new character means new cool picture to draw thank you and good night

must a character ‘have lots of screen time’ or ‘contribute irreplaceably to the plot’? is it not enough to aura farm in a sick fit?

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)