Fort Kickass

any female born after 1993 can’t cook... all they know is insect powder, tnt, arse, acid, atom dust & lye

Evergreen will never live down the Suez Canal blockage.

This post hit me like I was a cabbage stand.

hi can i get a. uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhh a uhm a kiss

finally some book covers that don’t just spoil the ending for first time readers.

Perfect explanation.

‘how am I supposed to explain this to my kids so they know it’s wrong when there’s really nothing wrong with it objectively?’

so are you trying to kill me (derogatory) or are you trying to kill me (romantic)

this is so much more well animated than is called for

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

anyways….wake me up inside