NOOPY city baby

*watching the princess in the war room suggest the most abysmally dogshit move in existence to a room of generals sociallt incapable of criticizing it* excellent play missus now lets get you to not here not here ever again maybe

Feeding my wife pennies so she can digest them and lay solid copper eggs

*sits up in the middle of sex unprompted* *insecurely* you think my pussy is liminal right

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

Lol i have almost completed the work

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

my gender is a useless abstraction impossible to define. I transcend your petty boundaries. Ive been actually thinking about getting a binder and [gets called sir by a gas station clerk] I've always known I was a real woman deep inside, I'm pretty sure my soul is pink

one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese