you people aren't CASTING

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

I just didn't consider that save yourself into cemetery drive could be an option

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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its crazy that megan thee stallion is not considered a queer artist by some people. the woman is not shy about the fact that she finds women attractive and likes having sex with them. she references it pretty frequently in her music, she made a whole song about enjoying having threesomes with a woman and a man, she made a Jennifer's Body-themed music video, she had Victoria Monét full riding her thigh on stage at a coachella, and there's literally a video of a lesbian interviewing glorilla at a party & asking who she would date if she was queer and her immediate response is "megan. megan like girls!" and then megan turns around and immediately starts flirting with the interviewer. i don't know what more you want. that woman is Bi Sexual and we should all be thankful every day for that. bi women are still bi when they wanna fuck men too you know. the fucking of men is also done bisexually.

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

EVERYONE GET MORE FEMINIST NOW

EVERYONE GET FEMINIST NOW 😭😭

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

happy father's day specifically to that one scene where eddie calls buck a deadbeat dad in the middle of a supermarket for their entire team and the rest of the store to hear and buck stumbles over trying to negotiate visitation "do you know how much christopher misses you? how could you? you're not around" "maybe—maybe i could come visit" you will always be so famous to me <3