i’m only 19 and i fucking airplane

Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

Not strictly relevant, but the reason she needed a new liver was she had the bubonic fucking plague

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

if you have cool weird parents you don’t get credit for being cool and weird. if ur mom raises lizards and teaches interpretive dance and named you Genesis Wizard you had an unfair advantage and, after adjusting for inflation, you’re a normie