Cupcake Ulysses Managerie (C.U.M.)

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone

the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

2+2 has got to be one of the most famous sums in all of mathematics. even the youngest school child is familiar with its iconic total: 4

oh to be a vampire's chosen in a club that only plays 2000's industrial and darkwave

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

come on man i was using that

sorryyyyyy