haha hyperfixations go brr

i just wanted to be a regular fan i didn’t choose this

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

wait