Timber Ruffles

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we’ll never know because he can’t stand up.

You ever wonder how often it happens that identical twins unwittingly trade identities during infancy? Like, an exhausted parent accidentally dresses them in the wrong outfits or tucks them into the wrong cribs one day, and the mistake just never gets caught?

don’t mess me up like this

Have you ever been able to literally feel yourself starting a new part of your life

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

I feel like this is about underwear

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR

me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore