Let's just burn everything.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

AND THEN WE'LL THROW IT IN THE TIBER!

don't care + didn't ask + get real + you're no longer a child + who cares about your lonely soul + our little lives don't count at all

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

the results came back: the doctor says the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.