Cunty blog :D

when i was v sweaty one evening

baby

Well hello

Wow

Is it wrong for me to put my headphones on without music so I can eaves drop on other people’s conversations??

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

Words of Emotion

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

I can never think of anything funnier than none pizza with left beef

This is on my bucket list

Can we just talk about how GREAT Chelsea looks while she does a fucking bad ass feeble? Like….really. I’ve never seen anyone look as good as my friends while riding bikes.