Jesse

welcome to my blog im annoying

we kill the bat man

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

BRING HIM BACK

oh thank goodness

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈