josie!!

I'll be fine I just need to go on an 80km week long hike and write a sentimental novel where every character is a mosaic of the people I know and make an allergy safe 5 course feast for everyone I love and build a housetruck from scratch and produce an album where every song is about some part of myself that is too scary to say plainly. and maybe wash my hair

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

last night i dreamed acclaimed actor and director kenneth branagh died in a recreation of the battle of agincourt and i happened to be there at the time, so afterwards the investigator for the death (who was an off brand hercule poirot situation) asked me about it and i said “ken was always drawn to spectacle. he loved that feeling of awe” and i remember thinking, in the dream, what the hell am i doing? since when am i on ken terms with real life oscar winner sir kenneth branagh?? being a heartrendingly present bystander at the moment of his bizarre death doesn’t give me the right to ken him

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob