Yuo want some egg?

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🥚 *🥚* ======================> ~*puff of smoke*

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

*lays the my egg*

ALL birds deserve at least THREE ice cubes MINIMUM!!!!!!!!!!!

*lays egg in wants ice cubes*

seeing my mutuals on youtube shorts is fucking terrifying. it could happen to any of us. i feel like a character in a horror movie where the creature is lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce. and the creature is other sites

i should say seeing unyielding silence is both the least surprising and the most terrifying because i know that things sense of humor. i know if i mention it it WILL reblog my stupid posts. that leaves me very susceptible to the creatures attacks

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grabs broom. GET. GET GODDAMMIT.

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This post is… EDIBLE!!!

goddammit i’ve got an infestation

munchmunchmunch

hits you with broom. STOP EATING MY GODDAMN POST!!!!!

EXACTLY

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ITS BEEN FOREVER WHY ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THIS POST ITS BEEN OUT FOR TOO LONG ITS MOLDY NOW

i hope you all get mold poisoning

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are you just determined to ruin my notifications every other month or what

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*lays egg on the side of this post*

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

*lays another overshare egg*

publicly announcing my plan, so when the stupid do-gooders try to stop that plan, I'll surprise them with a completely new evil plan that they are unprepared for. because they're stupid and think everyone is good. i bet they dont even know what lying is

*lays egg in intrigue*