the man, the myth, the delusion

if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

could you lie

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

They killed him for this.

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

they are weak right now we can keep going. next we bring porn back

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you