Lemon

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

The fact that mutuals are reblogging from one another... so beautiful. our network of friends and like-minded individuals

lowkey i haaaate when the advertisement doesnt fit me at all. wdym you're giving me an ad for daycare? i don't have kids 😭😭😭 **turns to face you and starts making unblinking eye contact** That's why I gave big data corps all my information. 🙂 Because if they're going to advertise things to me, at least let it be relevant! 😂 Like these doorbusters at Kohl's. 😳 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 😵‍💫 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🤣 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🤓 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 💀 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

the desire to pretend white women are simply always victims and groomed into fascist movements instead of being willing participants is by design, u have been taught ur entire life that white women are dainty angels that have to be lead and protected and no harm they do is fault of their own, thats why u think literal nazi women are just confused harmless babies, it’s designed that way on purpose

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

therapy language people need to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god saying buzz words like responsibility to and relationship with and disecting your blah blah blah with whatchamacallit and other words that you just learned the definition of does not mean that you are in the right rn!!!!!!!!

but what about the hyperfixation of the overstimulation of the hypersexualization of the overconsumption niche codependent avoidant attachment narcissistic schizophrenic microcosm larp demure dubai chocolate labubu macha dot cake

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

why is every popcap game just like Welcome to shumbllflip!!! im jerry nipplehead. Hit the cubes to gain points! If you hit the green cube, you activate Ultimate Divine Zen mode. *cartoon splat* Nice shot! *gong of indeterminate cultural origin* Calculating next shot..... 1,000,000,000% more zen! *sitar riff* *slo mo shot of a beautiful landscape set to phillip glass music* *cartoon splat 2* ULTIMATE PANT SHITTING AWESOME FUCKING VICTORY! You win! Continue? *clicks go to menue* Buy premuim version and try out our Binaural Beats mode!

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.