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I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

daikon radish wants to know your location.

he’s like a muppet, but in the hot way - @ctvnudes talking about ray toro

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable

there are certain emotions that can only be felt by teenage girls and god