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Sunburst candy bolas spider, species undescribed, Cyrtarachninae, Araneidae

Photographed in Thailand by Nicky Bay // Facebook // Website

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I see lots of people asking why this isn’t called a crab spider because it looks like an actual crab. There is already a family of spiders called crab spiders: family Thomisidae. The lady above is an orbweaver in the family Araneidae, so giving her a common name with the word crab in it would be confusing!

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Pfff... snrk... "bolas"... heeheehee...

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You're so cool, please never get cancer.

I’ll try

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Cancer beam

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I'm sorry anon

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Instant radiotherapy beam

Ace Attorney character names in English:

"She runs a herbal tea shop, so she's called 'Camomile T. Essens'"

Ace Attorney character names in Japanese:

"She runs a herbal tea shop. If you read her name and surname together, it sounds like "a rabbit once gazed upon the moon", which is a reference to the opening verse of a famous epic poem by a legendary poet of the early Edo period about the story of a young aristocrat maiden who serves poisoned tea to a family of royals and is turned into a ginkgo tree by the wrath of her province's patron deity, which is represented by the ginkgo leaf-shaped pin on her purse."

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #shitpost

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"Are there any queers in the audience tonight?"

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The Fresno Nightcrawler but serving

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A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

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BLESS YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON

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forbidden neil the rat photos

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omg there’s more!

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Today is an important day

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Imagine you're a wolf on the move at night and you see this.

"What the fuck. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck- "

5 years from now, it'll be 2029. I'm not ready for that. 2029 is a year from the far future.

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fuck you, butch peach (warmup)

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Uhhh...

Twink Mario?

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I think we should fuse the Maldives and the Malvines into the Maldividivesnes

#tropical paradise

ourlordapollo

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

cthuloso

Only cats can win our hearts even with blood smeared all over their face

"I like playing as female characters in games because the customization options are better"

"I just like colorful/cute character designs more"

"I like to roleplay, y'know?"

"I just think the female player is cute"

"I think it makes more sense if you play as the girl character"

6 months later:

*is a girl*

#transgender #r/196 #character customization transed my gender #i blame pokemon x and y #guild wars 2 #pokemon #terraria

pukicho

*blogs

cthuloso

Man, why'd you do that?

#unbelievable

splendidland

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

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When are we getting Donald's Ass Blaster and Goofy's Pussy Ripper

#mickeys dick smasher #inclusivity

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The videogame soundtrack when the wily octopus character walks in:

#cephalopod music

pukicho

puki, you should play ULTRAKILL. it’s on sale currently. best game of all time

im currently play cocoon which released yesterday and is actually the new best game of all time. buy it

cthuloso

I'm actually planning on cocooning tomorrow. Hope the metamorphosis goes smoothly.

#metamorphosis

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