Hella

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

Yes to all of the above

All of the above👍

several personal attacks, especially the Marge and Homer one

I can fucking relate with all of the above

thats finn adventuretime

Clockwork Angel alternacover!

no shame in doing the same thing over and over if it makes you happy! go and read that book again, listen to that song for the 10000th time, watch that movie over and over. it’s your life babey!

nothing better than seeing the softer side of someone only shown to u

All I want to hear in 2019 is “congratulations”, “you have been awarded…” “we would like to offer” “you have been accepted” etc..

Speaking this into existence🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

why these sound like 2007 computer viruses lol

Or you could just… you know… ignore it?

life is too hard. it’s too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would like to be a cloud. 

if you have a crush on me… im sorry you had to find out this way, but you are a morosexual