Crystal Knows Best

The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

Glamour~

power

You don’t realize you’ve been putting it off for about three hundred years. You’re so caught up in worrying about your own secret, it never really occurs to you that perhaps there is also something up with them.

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

the uncanny valley between “this academic article doesn’t make sense because i’m an idiot” and “this academic article doesn’t make sense because the author is an idiot”

Summoned

I love him oh my God what an ally

being on tumblr is literally just straight up vibing. no one knows who you are. no one knows what you look like. just vibes.