CryptidCommune

Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

okay but get you a man that can do both

Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe

Bwutal pipe mewdowr

i totally didn't see this after wishing one of my partners a happy birthday.... i feel like i love them even more knowing they where born on the ides of march. is that weird? i hope so

i have a friend who does the "yippee" sound really accurately. I can't wait to make them say it every time i see tbh