why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

From the perspective of an outside observer, it seems as though being a fan of comic books is a form of masochistic torture

Every time The Comic Mutual gets online and liveblogs about reading an issue it's like "I swear to god all these authors need to put in jail I hate this everything hurts but at least there's Scrimblo Jeremy. I don't know how I would do this without Scrimblo Jeremy" and then you look up Scrimblo Jeremy and he's the third cousin twice removed of some iteration of Jason Todd

doing a reverse mary sue self-insert where you make up an oc and give them all of your worst personality traits