mcyt (currently hermitcraft)

do you guys thjnk herobrine and slenderman ever explored each others bodies

women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women

if I could posses ranboos body for exactly 5 minutes during a stream I'd make up a very vague anecdote about a cheating ex boyfriend but id very specifically establish a timeline that placed the story directly during the beeduo golden age and breakup era in order to spawn a metric ton of discourse. for fun

au where Joel's car can take him anywhere in time and place to the other life series and he decides to go back for his bad boys because I can honestly say with a lot of confidence that other than wild life that was the season he was happiest

nevermind funnier idea au where Joel goes back in time to hit Scott with his car in every universe

You know to add on to this I also think if Bdubs got a Skype message from Etho that just had an address located in Canada and no further details Bdubs would drop everything, walk out of his house, drive straight to the airport, and go there. No second thoughts. No reconsidering. He’d arrive in some snowswept field in jogging pants and a hoodie and text Etho back with frozen hands like “okay I made it where are you”

I love how every minecraft smp is a homonormative society

starting to wonder how long tom will keep the bicurious thing going. go settle your curiosity. you're a skinny 20yo 6'2 blond man who frequents gay bars it cannot be that hard

here in Woke 2024 you can make a post saying "i think tommyinnit should go sleep with men to see if he's bisexual." two years ago i would be stoned for this

genuinely had a dream last night that jack manifold and ellie neale broke up and they weren’t saying why but after a few weeks jack revealed on shut up im taking that it was bc he caught her reading schlatt fanfic on tumblr and it became a really public messy breakup and schlatt got involved and then a bunch of drama channels started covering it and defending ellie like "its not real. its not cheating its called real person FICTION. she didn’t do anything wrong" and the other side was like “that’s so fucked up schlatt and jack are good friends and she’s a cheater and a BITCH” and schlatt was like “what can i say ladies love me🤷‍♂️” and it became a huge drama thing that ppl got SO invested in and there were like hardcore stans and it went to court and was being streamed on twitch and it was all so fucking crazy. schlatt paid everyone off and put jack in jail at the end and i woke up with tears in my eyes and im dead fucking serious.

this unironically feels like something they’d do and then after a year it’d turn out it was all an elaborate bit that got out of hand and they’re still dating.